Peasant 1: Why Peasant 2: He hasnt got shit all over him. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!Ĭontinue to the next sketch. Monty Python Quotes Peasant 1: Whos that there Peasant 2: I dont know. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam. Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Dennis: Come see the violence inherent in the system. Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away. Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines) Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam? or Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! spam spam spam egg and spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam. Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam. Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon egg sausage and bacon egg and spam egg bacon and spam egg bacon sausage and spam spam bacon sausage and spam spam egg spam spam bacon and spam spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning! Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on.
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